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Heavenly Selfie Shirt

$25.00

A vision draped in lace and ink kneels before the pearly gates, phone in hand, capturing her own salvation (or damnation). The skies blaze pastel, a glowing cross crowns the scene, and yet her gaze is fixed on the screen—holy ritual replaced by the ritual of the selfie.

This shirt is pure contradiction: seductive yet sacred, playful yet unsettling, a saintly backdrop colliding with an unapologetically mortal pose. Printed in bold, saturated lines on a crisp white canvas, Heavenly Selfie is not just a shirt—it’s a sermon in satire.

Wear it and watch heaven look back.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!